I post lies on the internet
In my online persona's world, no bully has ever gone unbested, no woman unconquered, no alcohol unquaffed! I am razor sharp in my wittiness, cutting in my put-downs, mere mortals quake in my presence, fearful that my masterful gaze might fall upon them and they become victim to my superior intelect. I am lord of all I survey, unparalleled in my virility and sporting prowess. I am a god walking amongst apes. And I have a large penis.

In reality, I'm a proper sad-sack - just like the rest of you lot.
(ScousersPet, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 11:58, 5 replies)

Misspelling Intellect
was that deliberate?
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 12:05, closed)

Erm...
Yes... it was... I did it for comedy effect...
(ScousersPet, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 12:11, closed)

*sight*
here's a thought, if you don't like qotw, or you honestly think that no-one out there leads interesting lives because you're so bitter and twisted by your grey, hollow excuse for an existence...

don't fucking read it.

And I know you're going to come back with the old 'it's fun to wind up you sad tossers' line, but you have to question who the real tosser is, the one reading and enjoying the stories here, real or not, or the one taking the time to write vitriolic diatribes about harmless stories on a messageboard.
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 14:42, closed)

In reality....
Chernobble couldn't give a fuck. This is just his lairy online persona!
(Grezmo, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 15:54, closed)

Hark at you
Fucking handbags or what?

It was an attempt at humour, poking a little bit of fun at the average poster on here. It's hardly a vitiiolic diatribe, it was a little bit of piss-taking. I was busting balls. Having a little bit of a giggle at the internet's expense. Nothing more.

So wind your fucking neck in and get back in your fucking box, sunshine.
(ScousersPet, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 11:55, closed)