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Moon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)

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Now That's What I Call Music 18
High Points
The Beautiful South: "A Little Time"
INXS: "Suicide Blonde"
Public Image Ltd: "Don't ask me"

Low points
Bombalurina: "Itsy bitsy..."
Kylie Minogue: "Step back in time"
Betty Fucking Boo: "Where are you baby?"
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:02, 2 replies)

Nineteen, Not Out by The Commentators.
I didn't even like fucking cricket. I was young and it was in the bargain 7" bin in Woolworths.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:07, closed)

This is a proper first record

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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:11, closed)

Thank you. Pretending I was buying anything cool when I was 12 would be like denying I
shit my nappy when I was a baby.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:15, closed)

Exactly!

It’s those who claim their first words were “Mummy! You do realize that the Beatles are over rated.” That we need to hunt down.
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:21, closed)

I've made a point of exposing my kids to what I believe is "good music",
but I know it'll all be for naught when they turn into teenagers and realise that anything I like must be terribly uncool.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:28, closed)

Dear gods no.
We had a nanny.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:37, closed)

^ Like this

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:16, closed)

I had that.
I want to hear it again now.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:18, closed)

<a href="http://youtu.be/XT3XcmGGqtI">youtu.be/XT3XcmGGqtI</a>

(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:23, closed)

I don't think that The Beautiful South
can be considered a high point of anything.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:10, closed)

So therefore you're a Bombalurina man?

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:12, closed)

If it came to a choice,
I'd pick Timmy Mallet over Paul Heaton, yes.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:20, closed)

_{I quite like The Beautiful South}
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:20, closed)

I think it's compulsory for those from "oop North".
Much like The Proclaimers are for Scots.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:24, closed)

I'm from Essex...
but I do own some Alison Moyet, because they expell you from the county if you don't.

which may be no bad thing actually...
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:25, closed)

I know a chap who used to live next door to her...
...quite lovely IRL apparently.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:26, closed)

Oops. There's me, judging you on your username,
and assuming you wear a flat cap at all times.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:29, closed)

Damnit,
No, I just wanted to change my username and appear to have made everyone think I am a whippet owner now.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:37, closed)

That and the brass band that plays...
...whenever you walk down the street.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:40, closed)

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