Yum!Tell us / show us / send us the best thing you've ever cooked or had cooked for you. Even if it is a £10 burger.
Or knock yourself out and tell us knock-knock jokes. Just make them funny and about sheds
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 12:29)
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Sausages II really do love sausages!
They make me scream and shout.
They look like sausages when you eat them.
And also when...you poo them out.
They just make so so bloody happy!
They make me sing, dance, skip and whistle!
When I bite down on those heavenly tubes
Of ground up pig flesh, fat and gristle.
So come on girl, lie down beside me.
Just don't be a cow or a bossy bitch.
All that I need is a kiss from your lips
And an infinite number of sausages.
(, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 7:47, Reply)
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