Me 18 month old daughter
keeps not eating her food and trying to take mine off me plate whenever I'm eating dinner. It's a bad habit but she is only 18 months old, so I can't twat her, at least for another 6 months.

So instead, I've rediscovered the fun of eating everything with English Mustard on it.

"Awww, you want a chip do you?"
*Makes sure she can see the yellow mustard I've dipped the chip into*
*feeds her chip*
*Laughs like fuck at the face she pulls as she runs off*
"Do you want another?"

Works a treat :)
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 16:34, 7 replies)

can backfire though
my dad thought HP sauce would do the same. I frickin loved it, and now am an addict.

He lost out big time!
( bazza van der trance , ooh baby baby, baby baby. Get up on this., Thu 18 Sep 2008, 16:37, closed)

You sir...
are a bad, bad man.

(runs off to buy some mustard)
( SteamedCleaner, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 17:13, closed)

hmm
my parents did this to me :-( they also found it hilarious. Still, I got my revenge. I became the pickiest eater in the whole of Scotland* and drove them nuts for years. I only eat normally now that I've left home. ha!

*may not be verifiable by any available data.
( ascorbate, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 19:28, closed)

hey
I thought I was the pickiest eater in the whole of Scotland.

Still would be, if I hadn't moved.
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 9:11, closed)

The phrase
"can't twat her" made me giggle loads. It reminded me of my Dad too. Are you also a Yorkshite-ite by any chance?! Have click, even though I can never figure out if you're a nice person or not :P
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 9:13, closed)

hehehe, a nice person?
The problem I suffer from is I can never work that out either.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 9:23, closed)

If you can't do it..
you can't expect anyone else to either! Nyeh nyeh nyeh
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 13:04, closed)