Unintentional one.
I'm going to keep this one short as it's not particularly funny.

Basically, either it had got into the drying cups or into the kettle - how, I do not know.

But I _accidentally_ brewed a cup of coffee with a spider in it for my ex.

She only realised as she was drinking it.

Coffee and boiled arachnid went everywhere and I got the sulks for a couple of weeks afterwards.


Oh and we once had a vegetarian couple visiting for a meal. Well that's not accurate. She was one of those overbearing bunny-cuddlers who tried to insist that we used no cutlery / crockery that had ever been involved in preparing a meat dish. Good look with that.

In case anyone thinks I'm being too harsh, she holidayed in America a couple of times - where she was born - and was quite happy eating steak over there because "that was the done thing". A strident, moralising hypocritical cunt of the first order.

Well, preparatory to serving the meal we'd rubbed bacon all over her plate. Twunt.
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