Food sabotageSome arse at work commands that you make them tea. How do you get revenge? You gob in it, of course...
How have you creatively sabotaged other people's food to get you own back? Just how petty were your reasons for doing it? Did they swallow?
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chthonic, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 15:31)
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Sorry Mum...Some time last month, I arrived home very drunk and made my way to the kitchen for some water. It was here that I noticed my mum had made a huge chocolate cake, it looked lovely and she'd obviously spent a lot of time and effort on it.
In my drunken state I thought it was funny to sabotage it.I got a tin of pineapple rings from the cupboard and placed it on top of the cake so I could score a circle around it. Once I'd done this, I cut down and removed the inside of the cake, filled it back up with the pineapple rings, and placed about an inch of the cake back on top, to cover my tracks. Then I stuck a cocktail stick in it, with a small flag which read 'Turd Mountain'.
My mum was not happy the next day.....
(, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 9:44, 3 replies)
Brilliant!If you need adopting as a result, we'll take you in!
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Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 9:47,
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Any post with the word "Turd" deserves a click*click*
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 11:52,
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Hahaahahaawesome.
(, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 12:31, closed)
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