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oooooooooooh looks like someone has had a sense of humor bypass.
For your information im a caring parent , she gets her 5 plus a day of fruit and veg gets bedtime stories etc. My daughter who has said several times that she dosent like living with her mother.
Im paying a fucking fortune in child support to a self centered cow . A woman who couldnt even be botheered to send her daughters home made birthday card " Because i wasnt going past a post office " to her dad. A woman who physically and mentally abused me during our short relationship. A woman who stole yes stole over 8k from me

Yeah im a cunt.
(welgar, Sun 21 Sep 2008, 8:32, 2 replies)

I think you should.
The Bearded Whumpus has promised me that, once I have tricked a woman into having my children, he will lie in wait until they are about the age to start primary school - young enough to be terminally hyperactive but old
enough to speak comprehensibly and be loud.

Then, "Uncle Whumpus" will pay a visit to the family. No, he's not going to molest them. He's going to bring treats: cans of coke, bags of haribo and anything else he can think of that drips with stimulants, sugar and e-numbers. He'll play a couple of games with them to get the sugar coursing through their veins properly, then say that he's got to leave...
"But your Daddy told me he was going to give you all five pounds."
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 21 Sep 2008, 10:02, closed)

Yep
For most parents your suggestion would never cross their mind, let alone be publicly stated.

Having said that, being sepreated from your kid really is a cunt, and you have nothing but my sympathies and best wishes on that front.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Mon 22 Sep 2008, 19:46, closed)