Food sexTell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.
(Question from MissUnexpectedNuttering)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
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As cool as ........As i alluded to last week Im close to someone who is a radiographer . With that in mind i heard a first hand account of the following.
One saturday night patient X presents himself to A & E with a bit of a problem. It seems that he has a cucumber firmly stuck up his arse.
He was very open and honest about the incident. Apparantly it had been up there for 3 days and now he was feeling a bit backed up. His exact words to the staff were "Normally i can shit 'em out myself but this was a big bastard"
A quick check through his medical history revealed that this was not the first time he had been in for surgical removal of a foreign body. As fate would have it a couple of hours later they were Xraying another person also with a cucumber lodged up the rusty sherrifs badge.
For the record there was a full moon that night.
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 21:48, 2 replies)
..I dont believe so but then again this tale originates from a small jnbred hick town so anythings possible
(, Sun 9 Aug 2009, 22:29, closed)
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