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Tell us your tales of your custard fetish and the rash you got from a bottle of HP sauce. Because we've ALL had a cucumber stuck up our chuff at least once in our lives.

(Question from MissUnexpectedNuttering)

(, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:50)
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Err....
Jimmai, did you just make this whole thing up?? It doesn't sound very believable at all.. or if you didn't, your friend or friends friend is lying.
(, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:26, 1 reply)
I wish I had.
Sadly, I have met the guy in question, and he is as ropy as you might imagine for attempting such a thing, he also confirmed the tale with an air of worldliness. I've also met the girl, who would probably shag... a guy with a snickers wrapper instead of a jonny.
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