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Have you ever said something and wished the ground would open up and swallow you? Tell us your tales of social embarrassment.

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(, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:12)
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Drove home
to my student house, but couldn't get into the drive because some twat in a Beemer had parked across it. I parked down the road, walked into the house in a huff and walked into the kitchen, where I said "Some twat in a Beemer's parked right across our fucking drive."

"Yeah, that's me." said our landlord from behind the washing machine he was fixing.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:24, Reply)

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