I have lots for this week
But mainly from other people!

One of my friends works for the Forestry Commission and has on occasion found all kinds of interesting things where he works, from illegal raves, a spectrum of armed forces having mock wargames and heavily armed police cordening off and digging up areas of ground.

His crowning glory however came when walking the dogs one lunchtime, he usually jumps in a truck, drives around for a bit and then takes whichever staffs dogs have been bought to work, while wandering around in deepest ******** Forest he found a wee dirt track, following it took him to a small clearing, and in that clearing was an old, crumbling caravan.

Having a look in (its his* forest, and knew it shouldn't be there so why not) there was a tv on a couple of crates, a battered sofa chair and loads of boxes. inside these boxes? porn. porn, porn and more porn, hundreds of films and thousands of mags covering every fetish, deviency, age group, sexual orientation and suchforth!

Being a good manager as soon as he got back to the office he called the police to have it towed away.

Being a Very good manager he notified all of the foresters and machine operators exactly where the caravan was and when the police were due to collect it.

Damn thing was stripped within 6 hours.

I got given a box of porn on the sly, hurrah, and a few secret santas at work got some hardcore grot!
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 13:39, 2 replies)

Just posting
to say that the first pass over this reply had me reading "Foetusry Commission".
(LLamaBoy skived off work on, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 13:09, closed)

now that
is a job that would look good on a cv!
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 16:25, closed)