whilst
we're making up sex stories. My mate was at a party and got pretty pissed. Crawled upstairs, found a bedroom full of coats, pushed them all on the floor and crawled in his lovely soft coat bed. He woke later to the sounds of 2 naked girls going at it on the bed, oblivious to the coat-hermit in their midst.

After watching for a while, he decided to crack one out and enjoyed himself all over some random coats. On finishing, one of the girls looked over to him and just smiled and then went back to whatever she had been doing. He hadnt realised the coats had shifted and he was basically lying quite exposed for all to see.

I think it got a bit awkward trying to leave the room though.

Still, live lezzie porn. Cant be wrong.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 11:40, 1 reply)

Why did he not
just toss himself off bukkake-ing the girl rather than going for the handjob off his mate.

You have to make an effort sometimes!!
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 12:52, closed)