Stuff I've foundFreddy Woo writes, "My non-prostitute-killing, lorry driving uncle once came home with a wedding cake. Found it in a layby, scoffed the lot over several weeks."
What's the best thing you've found?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:58)
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Ifyou have to get yourself, or her, pissed, or if you have to do any persuading/whinging ("You would do it if you loved me..."), trust me, it will end in tears, possibly expensive ones if you are trying it with the love of your life.
Another tip for couples - don't get her best friend in because they are both curious. Fucking hell, if anything has a huge DANGER sign over it, that has, but still people do it. Unbelievably stupid. You can guarantee the Mrs will be counting the strokes in her best friend, and if she gets 1 more than her......."You prefer her, boo hoo".
If anyone from the Sun is reading this, I'm free to do a Dear Rsoles column.
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