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chthonic, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:57)
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Start a ReligionDidn't do Hubbard any harm.
You also get free reign to indoctrinate those too idiotic to make their own decisions with the belief that all of their problems may be solved by spending 75% of their time on their knees muttering to some non-existant entity and asking said entity to also smite down all other idiots too dull-witted to coalesce their own formative opinion (however aneamic and weak willed) in the name of their God the one true God.
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(, Wed 6 Aug 2008, 23:50, 2 replies)
ecumenicalAs soon as I saw that word, your post was ruined for me because all I could think of was Father Ted...
Father Ted: "Now then, Father Jack...can you say 'That would be an ecumenical matter'
Father Jack: "T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-THAT.......W-w-w-w-w-w-w-.......DRINK"
sorry
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 7 Aug 2008, 9:54,
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@ PooflakeSame, I love that episode- giving Father Jack some key quotes to pretend he actually knows things? Sounds like what they do for middle management nowdays.
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