Evidence that you're getting oldYouthful as I am, I realised yesterday that I no-longer know, or care, who is #1 in the charts. Furthermore, it takes all day to get rid of a hangover and I now seem to have a profound interest in gardening. Worst is that I now use words like 'furthermore'.
What makes you think that you are getting old?
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chthonic, Thu 28 Oct 2004, 13:01)
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OldnessificationAs I get older I make up words to hide the fact I can't remember the right ones. Groaning and moaning, this is not during sex, this happens when trying to get out of bucket seats in cars and talking of cars, turning your head to reverse makes the string in the back of your eye hurt and your eyes jig about (or is this just me?). On the subject of grey hair, I used to say that there was snow on the roof but it hasn't got under the eaves yet, every bath is an adventure into possible terror now at my age. This is all a bit oo er, oo er being old persons words. God help me I'm old already. Oh yeah and gynaecologists look like they only just crawled out of the womb and now are trying to get back in, it's a perverted world we live in!!
(, Sun 31 Oct 2004, 13:12, Reply)
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