That's not going to save you
The SENIOR Vice President of sales had come to my town to help (read check up) with sales progress. Because he was curious as to how time was spent in territory 2, he kindly set aside a full day to spend with me.

After a morning of visiting customers separated by big travel time I took him to the dodgiest kebab shop in the greater Sydney region.

After being served the limp, fat packed, wilted lettuce stuffed, tomato lacking, garlic sauce dripping lunch time special, he made the sign of the cross and bowed his head.

I burst out laughing "That's not going to save you" I said,

"what" he said looking up

Then I remembered,

"oh crap, he is mad, right wing, white bread family, southern states of America bible belt, gun toting, muslim hating, evangelical Christian".

I have brought him to a Halal Lebanese cafe and made fun of his religion.

It was ok though, on his return to the US he was fired for embezzling company funds and rooting his assistant in his office.

Told me there really is a God.
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 8:22, Reply)