My Ex Mother-in-law
Back in the olden days when I was just Herr Lemminge I got married to a young lady who came from a family of Born Again Christians. I myself am a non-believer, never have been never will, At the time I often wore, and still do, heavy metal band t-shirts, big dirty leather jackets, torn jeans and the like.

Now her mother took offence to this, and the fact that I would put forward very coherent (Stop laughing) arguments against her god.

Things came to a head when she banned me from entering the house because I was an evil influence on her young innocent daughter (like hell she was)! On more than one occasion I was called “Spawn of Satan” and other such names.

I always though that Christians where supposed to be forgiving and tolerant, my arse they are!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Mon 23 Mar 2009, 8:54, Reply)