When the last Pope died
I sent my CV to the Vatican applying for the job. I'm not a Catholic or even Christian but I thought in these days of equal opportunities they can't refuse someone a job on such grounds.

I never heard back from them. Still, they were fucking livid down the Jobcentre when I put in on my "What I've done to find work in the last fortnight" form.
(Dai Napoleon Who says that the King and I at discords be?, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 19:12, closed)

lolz
You put in more effort than I used to when I was on the "rock 'n' roll" as they say in Cockneyland.
( stopmeandslapme Buggering belief since, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 19:52, closed)