Going Too FarEver had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
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chthonic, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
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Gordon.
Some people in my local think I go a bit too far with an old bloke called Gordon. He retired a few years ago and now spends most of his life drinking in the local pubs. nice life if you can get it.
But ever since he retired I've been bugging him.
"You're looking a bit peaky Gordon. I don't think you've too long left. You know most blokes die with two years of retiring?"
and
"Starting to get cold Gordan. At your age, it could whisk you away like a shot. You'll be pottering around your kitchen, a draft will get you and you'll have flu and be dead before the weeks out."
But when I went a little too far was when I brought Gordan a gift-wrapped parcel.
"Thought I better give you your Xmas present now mate" I said "You're not looking too well and I don't think you're going to make Xmas this year"
It was August
Cheers
EDIT -Hey Wascally Weasle? - Play moisty for me......
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:53,
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