Going Too FarEver had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
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chthonic, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
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Cardiac arrestGirl at school known for having had heart surgery as a kid. Big scars witnessed in P.E etc. Me & friend on fag break at the gates. Girl comes in late.
Girl: hey.
Us: hey.
Friend: Why you late then, skiving?
Girl: Oh no, I had a hospital appointment.
Friend: Ha - why? Did you have a heart-hhARM attack.. or something..?
Needless to say she cried.
And we laughed. Very, very hard.
(, Sat 11 Nov 2006, 11:33, Reply)
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