Going Too FarEver had one of your mates go too far? Back when I was a teenager I went to stay with a friend in the country. We took his dog for a walk in some woods - which was fun.
We came across a breeding pen for the local pheasant shoot - which was interesting.
But then my friend broke into the cages, grabbed a pheasant, strangled it and proceeded to throw it around, only managing to rescue it from his dog's jaws seconds before a gamekeeper turned up to see what the hell was going on. Now, that was a bit too far...
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chthonic, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 14:11)
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watered down vodka - naah, he won't notice!When I was a small squirt, I went on this kids camp in the countryside for poor inner city kids. (I live in Cornwall now)
Relatively early on, one of the kids had to pop to a member of staffs tent to fetch something, and he noticed a bottle of vodka in the tent pocket.
Late at night when all the staff were getting stoned around the fire, we snuck to the tent, took a swig each, and topped it up with water.
rinse and repeat until the second from last night, when I went a bit too far, and swigged down three quarters of the already highly diluted vodka. Basically what was left was the essential oils version of vodka, and wouldn't have got a gnat pissed.
I seem to remember that was the night I was dancing around and fell in a cowpat. And then when member of staff finally remembered he had some vodka, discovered it'd been miraculously turned to water, I had to act as sober as possible and hope he wouldn't smell my breath.
I got away with it somehow - either that or he felt sorry for me!
(, Sun 12 Nov 2006, 14:00, Reply)
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