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My pal inspects factories for a living, and I shall take his expert advice to the grave: "Never eat the meat pies". Tell us the best advice you've ever received.

(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:54)
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Wisdom is an old sea captain.
My grandad is a wise, experienced man. He worked at sea for many years, captaining his own ship, seeing the world before holidays over seas were popular, before globilisation, he's experienced cultures that no longer really exist.

The single peice of advice he's given men?
" Never trust a short person or a cripple, nasty tempers on them."
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 8:18, 2 replies)
And there's another joke in there...
...to make up using semen, old men and short people, but I just can't think it up right now. But it would be like all LOLZ and stuff.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:40, closed)
Short people
Never trust short people, brain too near the arsehole.
(, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:41, closed)

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