It's just not the done thing....
A mate of mine works in a school.

Whilst the rest of us in the ratrace were mindful of our IT depts new (this was a few years ago now) covert monitoring shenanigans and had moderated our viewing, he was still investigating the vilest of sites to be seen, blissfully unaware that his most horrific sexual curiosities were being recorded as evidence.

One day he was called into 'the office' (a mythical place where 'they' conduct meetings) and was confronted by a panel of superiors comprised of male and female people types.

They were very serious and proceeded to explain that he was in there because of his internet viewing history.

My friend is a very cool guy so he tried to style it out by denying all knowledge of such shady viewing. A master plan indeed.

Anticipating this, one of the board pulled out a list of the visited sites and started to read..."donkeyfuckers.com, hugecocksex.com, arsefucking.com" etc etc. (apparently this list went on for quite a while).

Now i would have shit myself on the spot and just got my coat and fucked off, but being the cool chap he is, he managed to somehow explain that it was by following links from mates which had popups etc and it wasn't really his fault.

Somehow he saved his job. Jammy cunt.
(beebolbod for those that are hard of hearing - LISTEN, Wed 15 Feb 2006, 12:56, Reply)