I chatted up Sarah Jessica Parker once.
I complimented her on her acting and her success with Sex And The City and offered to take her out.

She accepted!

Very much chuffed, I took her to dinner, then out to a nearby pub for a drink before we headed back to my place.

Don't believe me? Here's photographic proof!



(The Resident Loon is currently a starving artist, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 17:55, closed)

that's not SJP!
waaaaaaay too pretty!
( Smash Monkey you tell that pony-tailed snatchpipe to fuck off!, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 18:12, closed)

that's a fake photo
She drinks White Lightning....
( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 18:29, closed)

Am I the only person
Who thinks the quality of her body outweighs the catastrophe of her face?

Proper BOBFOC.
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 18:32, closed)

No, you're not alone.
Matthew Broderick apparently thinks so as well.
(The Resident Loon is currently a starving artist, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 18:37, closed)

SJP?
double bagger, just in case hers fell off.

Or possibly a bag, gag and shag but it would be like having a scooter.


(its a ride but you wouldn't want your mates to know about it)
(Halfy Shit Tesco petrol broke my car apparently, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 18:40, closed)

Do you... umm... love horses?
Are they your friends?
There's a magazine for you...
( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Fri 29 Aug 2008, 18:54, closed)

kinkylatexdonkeybuggerymonthly?

(Halfy Shit Tesco petrol broke my car apparently, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 18:55, closed)

True
If it's good enough for a C list movie star it's good enough for me.
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 18:56, closed)

The horse looks fine in that bar.
But the more I look at the scary-faced drunkard at the front, the more I realise there is somethign WRONG with his FACE! aaargh just look at it...
(Holloway_Girl To err is to be human, to be a fool is to believe, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 19:05, closed)

That's not Jessica Parker.
Jessica is white.
( big-girl's-blouse owns far too much fleece, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 19:13, closed)

Why
Is there a man sleeping against Sarah?
( Snollock Biffer I don't really sniff Bollocks, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 20:54, closed)

...and the barman asks
why the long face?
( cunt cat retarded science: indistinguishable from religion, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 22:12, closed)

Oh my God...
It really is her?
(PJM Does not love Liberace, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 23:34, closed)

Loon
you are fucking brilliant
( Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:06, closed)