Unfair
I have never been without a partner since being about sixteen but have hardly been showered with offers from lovesick men on horseback either.

However, since getting hitched a couple of months ago the offers have been rolling in (no strings sex, sex with strings, etc). Why, sweet baby jesus why?!! It's sooo unfair!

Is it just me or does that happen to all marrieds? Do we give off special desperate hormones or something?

EDIT: Just realised the "sex with strings" thing reads like "tampon". Urgh.
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 7:25, 3 replies)

It's the wedding ring
Some guys like a challenge.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 7:27, closed)

Gotcha.
Dirty buggers. Not sure about the use of the word "some" though ... I am followed by slavering packs (and not in a good way). I'll have to stop going out and stay in the kitchen where I should be.
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 7:53, closed)

Hmmm
With all the single guys on here not getting any, and all the single lasses, and all the people who've got married and are suddenly getting offers all over the place... It seems there are two courses of action available:
Either the single gals and guys all get together or.
All the single guys and gals pretend to get married to each other (pick a partner to make it more believable) and then sally forth into the meat market to receive offers!
(tweebianmonkey Should be known as Widget, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:35, closed)