Will you go out with me?"Bloody Kraut, a" asks, "How did you get your current flame to go out with you? If they turned you down, how bad was it?"
Was it all romantic? Or were the beer goggles particularly strong that night?
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chthonic, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 17:32)
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a pissed up knacker, how could she say no?I met Mrs Tugnut in a club. I had been to a wedding earlier in the day and got totally smashed. Apparently I staggered over to her and said "fuck me, your trousers are the trippiest thing Ive seen all day and I have seen a lot of trippy things today AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!" I then looked around very puzzled as though I had suddenly realised I was in a club and not my kitchen and said "You are lovely, I wish I met you earlier. Byeeeeee" and danced my way across the club to the exit like a special olympics triple jumper.
A week or so later I met a beautiful girl and started talking to her and all was going well until she told me the above story about my shoddy behaviour and trouser insults. Twas her. I apologised and yet she agreed to go out with me.
Her version is she only went out with me because I had a copy of The Wasp Factory under my arm and she wanted to borrow it.
Hows that for romance?
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