My grandmothers last words...
She got lung cancer and was on all sorts of painkillers. My Aunt was at her bedside at the hospital just spending the last moments she could with her as we knew it was the end. Gran was pretty much comatose from all the drugs she had been taking and was sleeping for long hours at a stretch. In a moment of lucidity my Gran had woken from her slumber, sat up and looked at my Aunt square in the eyes. My aunt said that with a look of painful dejection on her face my Gran said, "Oh, God! I'm still alive!!". She then flopped back on the bed and passed out for several more hours. Those were pretty much the last words my gran ever spoke because she died the next day.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Thu 9 Jun 2011, 10:30, 1 reply)

Fucking hell, did she learn nothing from Descartes?

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 9 Jun 2011, 11:12, closed)