Guilty PleasuresYou know, those little things you do when nobody else is around. OK so some of them are rude, but we reckon there are a whole lot more innocent ones out there: my g/f this morning admitted to climbing the stairs on all fours when I wasn't around, and loving it...
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chthonic, Thu 7 Apr 2005, 9:11)
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When I'm aloneI like to pretend I'm aragorn. I look a teensy bit like him when I grow my beard, and right now I'm listening to the Lord of the Rings Soundtrack pretending to fight orcs.
Also swearing at people in Elvish. Despite this I'm a fairly normal person, with friends and a life, just with an imagination that requires that I sometimes live inside it.
Rating ladies that walk up the college steps on a sliding scale of 1-10. Mainly about 5-6, but some rate very highly, including Frank Zappas niece...rather disappointingly called daniella...she got about a 9, only missing out cos shes a bit bitchy...
Also imagining myself 100 ft tall, striding towards my town, crushing all chavs underneath my mighty feet...with a cloak, and spectral wind and an aura of crackling energy...Everytime a chav calls me a goth or mosher...(long story in our town...) I imagine myself smiting them...
/still normal though...
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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sun 10 Apr 2005, 12:06,
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