Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck - twitter.com/duckorange, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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My little secret...I was on holiday a few months back and after a few beers, my mates and I got into a game of Dare.
Needless to say things soon got out of hand and I ended up being dared to break into someones hotel room and steal something.
Some silly cnut had left a window open so I sneaked in and grabbed the first thing that came to hand. Just some little girl with a funny eye but my mates were well impressed and I won the game.
We sold her to some gypsies aterwards as we had "liquidised our assets" by that point.
Single to Hull, please.
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