Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck - twitter.com/duckorange, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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Not a secret, at allHi,
not only is this not a secret, it's now the big family joke that I will be made fun of for the rest of my life:
I totalled my mum's Mercedes.
With my 9 year old niece in it.
We'd just gone to see Harry Potter and the Hoped-For-But-Not-Actually-Shown-Hot-Fucking-Scene
(preferably involving Harry and all of the Weasley family), because both my niece and I have the horn for Daniel Radcliffe.
My dad used to make fun of me for an incident, 16 years ago (that's SIXTEEN), where I ordered an Indian banquet and couldn't eat it all. I used to complain about that. Now I'm like, "Dad, can't you make fun of me for the Vegetarian Curry Incident?".
I do feel really guilty about it though. I thought I was a good driver. :(
(, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:48, closed)
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