Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck - twitter.com/duckorange, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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I really should have said something, Oh well..I work with this girl, i say girl but she's 30 and around 4ft 9 and totally mad/evil, in a bunny boiler kinda way and nasty.
Well she has this 'thing' about people touching her stuff especailly cups and anything she might eat/drink from. I work with elderly dementia patients, most of whom don't wash or brush their teeth if you don't make them.
One day she left a can of coke on the table and the grottiest most minging patient drank out of it, shortly followed by her taking a long swig after she didn't notice.
Mouhaha.
(, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 16:54, closed)
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