Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck - twitter.com/duckorange, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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Computing momentI may now be a highly-paid IT specialist, but in my final year at university I knew SFA about computers. In an effort to delete some recent, and already handed-in, work from the departmental LAN and prevent any other git plagiarising it, and only remembering a smattering of BBC Basic, I tried various permutations of "delete", "del.", "del*" on the root folder, before eventually finding a command that wasn't rejected.
del *.*
The computer administrator was a hopeless bugger and I just *know* he never took any backups. To anyone reading chemical engineering at Birmingham University from approximately 1987-1992, I apologise.
(, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 20:54, closed)
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