Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck - twitter.com/duckorange, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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My only regret about Di's death......is that I didn't think to pick up the early edition of the Sun that I saw in the local corner shop the following morning -- the one with the headline saying she'd been injured but was still alive. It was quickly withdrawn when the facts emerged, bet it would've been worth a few quid to a collector by now.
Arseflaps.
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reallywittyname veraciously conspues lexiphanicism on, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 17:05,
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