Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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BleurghAlso, I once stayed round my mates house after a night on the piss and dirty dirty hashish. I wandered off from the session in the living room, and ended up being sick all over the dining table. I didn't mention this and went to kip in the spare bed. Of course it didn't stay as my own little secret for long when his young brother and sister came downstairs for breakfast a couple of hours later.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 23:16, Reply)
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