Gday mate. Hows it goin? Whereya from?
You heading out to the bush ay? Bloody dangerous place. Snakes, spiders......drop bears. Yeah? crikey! Every Ausy knows about the drop bears. Those bastards! struith, you dont know about em? theyre a vicious breed of koala. nah, no bullshit! They live in the gums in the bush and lie in wait for the unwary. If you wander under his tree, it'll drop out of the tree on to your head. Theyve got reeely sharp claws, and teeth like bloody sharks! Bugger me if it wont take your head clean off! Been alot of blokes hospitalised, even killed by the drop bear. worse than a croc! especialy at night. Trust me, nice girl like you, you dont want to meet a drop bear. Hey, im a local. I'll make sure your ok no worries! I can spot a drop bear a K away.......
(lazy killer robot found that beer tastes better when your older, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 5:47, 3 replies)

pointy arses
sometimes they even have hard pointy arses so they can pierce your brains on landing...

or large leathery buttocks which cushions their fall but can crush a man.
( bacon and egg roll is going to be big downunder, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 8:00, closed)

An Aussie friend and I
once convinced a work colleague that was true.....
(Pork2311, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 9:00, closed)

hmm
you haven't been reading terry pratchett's the last continent, have you?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:50, closed)