GymsGetting fit should come with a health warning, warns PJM. "In my pursuit of the body beautiful, I've broken three exercise bikes and two running machines, concussed myself and, most distressingly, bruised my testicles." And he's yet to try and get out of his contract...
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:45)
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Gyms…. Pfft!I was once a semi pro boxer and so therefore I have a number of stories that can fit in this week.
I was once in a bout with this bloke who believed he was the greatest boxer ever. He used all the latest instruments to train, all the best gym equipment, etc, etc while I had to make do with what the local area had.
Suprisingly my method of chopping wood and running up mountains to get fit proved to be better than his and I knocked that smug twat Drago out in the final round.
(For anyone else who cares the match before this I had won and legitimately knocked Mr T out- and I do have video evidence)
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:09, 2 replies)
montage, or it didn't happen!(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:18,
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AwwWill a slow shot of me yelling DRACO!! from the top of the mountain do?
(, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:42, closed)
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