For the first time in my life I recently joined one.

It's called "The Gym". It costs £15 per month and there's no contract. It's based in Hounslow, that's right... Hounslow.

You'd think that after just a month of being a member I'd have a raft of tales to tell, but I don't. None of your horror stories, no hideous and indecent acts on a scale that defies ridiculousness. Nothing at all.

I'm really quite disappointed by the place, it's actually very good. Sure, being good is fine for a gym, but what good is it as far as tales for this is concerned, hmmm? I'll tell you what good it is: it really isn't very good at all. Not even slightly.

Knowing me I'll probably end up getting all fit and not falling off any machines or injuring myself on any of the well maintained equipment. It'll no doubt prove easily to be worth the relatively small monthly payment and I'll extract maximum benefit from it, proving myself right in making the choice to join in the first place. I'll probably even learn to enjoy it, eventually.

What a load of rubbish.
( Moey, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 17:35, 3 replies)

I
Live in Hounslow. Which gym is this?

See, now your advertising too!
(Turn that bloody gramaphone down has incorrect spelling in her username *WINS*, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 19:57, closed)

It's
"The Gym". Next to Asda.
( Moey, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 9:16, closed)

Hmm..
Sounds good. You might just see me there!
( twickenhamsandwich, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 7:34, closed)