GymsGetting fit should come with a health warning, warns PJM. "In my pursuit of the body beautiful, I've broken three exercise bikes and two running machines, concussed myself and, most distressingly, bruised my testicles." And he's yet to try and get out of his contract...
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:45)
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Cracked Rib...Same gym - I'd been working out a while so I could manage a full hours **proper** workout without looking like a spaz.
I'm doing some back (I think) excercises - the one where you are bent over a bench and pull some dumbbells up to your chest square up.
That's probably a shit description of it, but that's how it was...
So I'm being cool (mindful of past embarrassments) and I've noticed an attractive lady (it did occasionally and very briefly happen) - Niiiiice - Be cool - bring weight sharply upwards and stop. No! STOP!
I brought the weight sharply and rapidly in to my ribs - it was, I think, a 20Kg weight too - It bloody hurt.
Did I show pain? No - Did I prove that I'm a manly man that can take pain? I sincerely doubt it, but I tried anyway...
I cut my workout short (again) and headed back to the changing rooms where I realised that I was in agony, struggling to breathe and bruised. Nice.
Gym bunny? Me - most definitely not!
(, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 12:19, Reply)
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