GymsGetting fit should come with a health warning, warns PJM. "In my pursuit of the body beautiful, I've broken three exercise bikes and two running machines, concussed myself and, most distressingly, bruised my testicles." And he's yet to try and get out of his contract...
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Scaryduck - twitter.com/duckorange, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:45)
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Going to the gym with a couple of female friendsOne of them turns to me and asks: "Do you think Julie's a dirty blonde?"
I had to think about this for a few seconds. These were work colleagues - not the sort of question I expected to hear. So, naturally I replied: "Depends whether she takes it up the shitbox, I suppose."
My friends both froze. The one who spoke replied icily: "I was refering to Julie's hair colour; personally I'd say she's more a strawberry blonde."
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:30, closed)
tenuous linkbut great joke!
(, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:44, closed)
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