Bizarre habitsSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "Until I pointed it out, my other half use to hang out the washing making sure that both pegs were the same colour. Now she goes out of her way to make sure they never match." Tell us about bizarre rituals, habits and OCD-like behaviour.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:33)
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Last time me and a mate went out on the pissI bet him free beers all night that I could speak just in haiku form all evening. Ordering drinks was weird. I pulled it off though. But it took me 4 days to get out of the habit.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:25,
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I once managed the most amazing freestyle rap when pissedwas awesome, no idea where it came from, went on for a good 5 mins. All subsequent attempts to recreate the moment have ended in utter abject failure :(
oh, done the haiku thing as well. Didn't quite make it all night. In fact after 2/3 drinks it kinda started to make my brain melt to count it out. So I gave up. In retrospect, noone else I was with even really started.
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kappynitty doubled your entendre on, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:31,
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That must have been weird.
Talking only in haiku.
Well done for trying.
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I thought weird was 2 syllables?(
sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:47,
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*Googles*
Apparently so, but I don't buy it for a second. It sounds like 1 syllable to me, but then again, my Scottish accent might be making a difference.
My missus has just caught me sitting in front of the monitor, repeating "weird" over and over again...
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hahahahaif you remove the 'that' from the beginning, it will work and still make sense.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:15,
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At the risk of causing controversy.I'm standing my ground.
Weird. Weird. Weird. Weird. Wi-erd. Weerd. Wi-erd. Weerd.
Fuck.
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Oh godI have in the past made my students summarise their undergraduate projects in the form of a haiku.
to whit, my phd was
"self assembled goo
makes shapes how nature wanted
like bones in test tubes"
jesus christ, no wonder i have no friends.
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