more public toilet routines
First, if possible I never use a urinal, too many people too close and their splashback getting me. Not good.

So when I'm in the cubicle I will check for bog roll, ideally this will be hanging down a bit, then I'll reach up inside and pull a few turns of the roll down, so that I don't touch bog roll that someone else's pissy fingers might have touched. I'll raise the seat if needed, providing it's not too wet, then chuck this down the bog and take my slash.

I'll then take some more clean bog roll, use it to open the cubicle door slightly so I don't touch the pissy door handle, use it to flush the bog so I don't touch the pissy cistern handle, open the door then lob the paper into the now fast flushing bog.

If it's a warm air dryer or individual paper towels I'm OK, straight to hand washing and out. If it's one of those nasty rollers, I'll wash, keep a bit of soap on the back of my hand, grip the very edge of the very top of the roller as far up as I can, pull it down, wipe my fingers using the soap then dry them off - afterwards I'll pull the roller down just a little so the next person can see clean towel, because I'm kind like that.

Oh dear, reading that back, I sound like a right nutjob! Ah well- better that than someone else's piss!

Oh and I never ever take an unwrapped sweet, crisp or similar from a bar or exhibition, as too many people don't wash their hands after using the bog.

As the guy in the pub said on Saturday night... "Wash your fingers for the mingers!".
(randomstupidname would really like this signature field to be bigge, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 21:31, 1 reply)

Not to that extent
But I hate those rollers when they run out and only the last soggy bit that has been used about 50 times is left. Ew. I'll dry my hands on my clothes, thanks...
(Cloudane, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 1:13, closed)