HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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JeezI'm getting so sick of the 'knock cocks out of your mouth' and 'every time I shag your mum/dad they give me cake' gags. Read the previous posts you lazy cunts!
Anyway, my personal favourite was Jack Dee, had a bit of a heckle, tried a bit of banter with the guy but he just kept yelling so Jack says to the rest of the audience 'well, it's a night out for him...and a night off for his family'.
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shrinking man We've got lumps of it round the back, Fri 7 Apr 2006, 23:32,
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