HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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HecklesBe gentle, it's my first time.
2 stories, first was seeing Ginger on a solo date at Rugely Red Rose last year. Great gig, in front of me is a right twunt, pissed and getting a bit angry with everyone. As Ginger launches into "Nita Nitro", aforementioned twunt shouts (with impeccable timing) "Wank" (Not Wanker, just Wank). Ginger stops and for about 5 minutes harangues the guy, inquiring why he shouted Wank, why he came (turns out to hear 1 song that wasnt being done) and ends up offering him his money back as he isnt enjoying himself. Twunt shuts up, but for the rest of the song we all shouted "Wank" after "She's loco Tambien"("Wank")
One from Robim Williams - "Whats your names Neal and Bob ? Or is that what you do ?" - brilliant.
(, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 20:55, Reply)
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