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Forget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.

(, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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Old joke
Years ago, when the Comedy Store actually was in Leicester square (it's in a road off the square now), I went there with my then girlfriend.

We saw many funny comedians (including a pre-fame Lee Evans), and a couple of not so funny ones. One was an irishman whose only joke appeared to be that he went into Marks and Spencers and shouted at his son for losing his tank,

The other one was mostly unfunny, but when some bloke shouted "You're crap" at him, he just replied "Well, when you sober up, you can get your friends to explain my jokes to you".

Then, there was a comedian at my local comedy club who just started his act with "Oh shit, there's Aussies in the audience".
(, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 22:05, Reply)

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