HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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Crap local bandWeird lo-fi-emo-symphonica quartet called Osama Bin SARS (ffs). Didn't want to see them, but they were on the bill in front of the legendary Minibosses. There were two girls and two guys on stage, and they played this godawful stuff that sounded, I shit you not, like a cross between a music box blowing its spring and Robert Plant with his testicles caught in a bear trap; they would start off every song with a musical quote from some well-known classical piece, and then in would come the tuneless power chords and the incoherent screaming by the one girl who still had intact vocal cords.
And they would only stop for like ten seconds at a time, I guess to stop anyone from shouting out things like I heard halfway through, from the back of the room: "I'VE HEARD RABID DONKEYS WITH MORE MELODY THAN YOU PRICKS!"
(, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 6:05, Reply)
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