HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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How to terrify a bunch of children...Years ago when the film "Caravan Of Courage - An Ewok Adventure" was first in the theatres, I was given a couple of free passes and after too many drinks decided it could actually be worth seeing.
Dragging an equally pissed mate with me, we sat down and within seconds he started to snore. Loudly.
By about halfway through, the giggles over his loud gurgling had given way to outright complaints, so I gave him an elbow in the ribs.
He wakes up right at the point one of the Ewoks has just taken a tumble and finishes up bum first to the camera and yells:
"Fuck me! That Ewok's got no arsehole! How the hell does it shit?"
To say this delighted the kiddies in the cinema is an understatement. They damn near wet themselves laughing.
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Oh and by the way, the same guy was elected as our local MP last month.
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difficultchild, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 7:52,
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