HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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Not so much a hekkle as a retortBut i feel it was worth telling
A male friend of mine about 5 years ago was slowly coming the realisation that he was in fact a bona fide batty boi (i think thats the technical term these days....)
After months of agonising, he finally decided to tell his parents. The best way he figured he could do it was to get drunk and just come out with it, so after about 5 pints of falling down water, he went home and confessed all to his (somewhat bigotted) father.
After about two minutes of stunned silence, his dad turned to him and said " Right! Thats it - you're no son of mine - you have brought shame on this family - you can move out tomorrow morning" etc etc "and while you're at it, you can change your name as well!"
My friends reply :
"fine then - Dorothy it is"
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I on the other hand had the opposite situation - I decided the best day to tell my parents that i also enjoy errr the company of other men would be on christmas day after a few drinks.
My dad replied that it was the best christmas day queens speech he'd ever heard.
We make no apologies as to the length (or indeed where we put it)
(, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 11:10, Reply)
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