you have the transcript?
can you send me it by any chance? :)
(Freddles, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 18:09, 2 replies)

Actually
last time I posted this I had a bunch of people message me asking for it, so I dug it out and found that A) It was a mess, B) As it took place over the course of several hours, the events as I listed them were HEAVILY condensed and C) A certain element of the way I remembered it/wrote it made use of poetic license... it all actually happened, but events were slightly more convoluted than the simplified version written here. Anyway, I uploaded it with the intent of posting the link, and forgot. Then the domain I uploaded it to expired. Gah.

I know there's at least one other person who still has it though, so I'll try and get on his case to find it. We're all awful people.
(Mr. In-Between has regretted posting this ever since, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:30, closed)

here it is, it is a bit of a mess though
www.b3ta.com/links/Follow_up_to_QOTW_Evil_Pranks
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:36, closed)