I'm going to Hell......because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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Breaking Up Is Harsh To DoAn ex of mine was a tiresome drama-queen and loved that, being a girl, she was effectively holding all the cards that mattered to a 17 year-old.
Anyway, one night we were out having a shandy or two for another friend's birthday. She decided that I was spending too much time *dancing* with everyone who was out and not enough time *sulking* at the table with her, so she dumped me.
Now, the way this usually worked was: she dumped me, I pleaded, we discussed, she ended up getting the attention that she wanted, and we carried on as normal.
Deciding that this game had become old, my response to being dumped this time was to say:
"Fine, I'll send you the bill tomorrow".
We didn't patch things up that time.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:48, Reply)
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