I'm going to Hell......because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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Working at an airportI have for the last few years worked as a rep in ski resorts in France, and the highlight of the week is welcoming the new guests at the airport (this should be said dripping with sarcasm).
Two years ago I was talking to two lovely young ladies who were working abroad for the first time, working my charm as it were (obviously getting nowhere). Get to the end of the conversation and turn around to stride manfully away, unbeknownst to me, a small child had managed to escape from his parents and just happened to toddle by at the wrong time.
The result was a small child catapulted across the concourse of a busy arrivals lounge. A bit like the granny kicking the baby vid that did the rounds a few years ago.
The going to Hell bit is where I was completely unable to keep a straight face and burst into hysterical laughter right in front of his parents.
In my defense, he really shouldn't have been left running around a busy airport.
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 16:05, Reply)
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